Caroline Gerdes
Updated Jan 22, 2015 @ 12:29 pm

Some of the funniest, most honest, endearing, cut-through-the-nonsense statements in the history of human kind have come from members of the population below the age of 5. One little girl named Greta, is gaining a little bit of e-notoriety for her inadvertent moments of unprecedented hilarity and wisdom. Greta’s parents wanted to find a way to preserve her too-funny little statements and sayings, so they took to the LittleHoots app, which records kids’ quotes like a digital scrapbook. And thank goodness they did. Greta is a tiny riot and her funny phrases are making our day.

These are a few of our favorite little wisdom nuggets from one profound little lady. Keep telling it is like Greta.

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