Home Chevron Right Lifestyle Chevron Right 15 things dogs just don't understand 15 things dogs just don't understand The Dodo April 16, 2015 7:28 am Advertisement FB Tweet ellipsis More Pinterest Mail Email iphone Send Text Message Print Image zoom This post was written by Stephen Messenger on The Dodo. Who is the “good boy”? She keeps asking me like I’m supposed to know. Reddit/Mehworth What would happen if he lost hold of the leash? Could he really survive out here on his own? Reddit/Frolickingminotaur How come she never licks back? Reddit/jenishlike Why is she not more concerned about the squirrels? Is it possible they’re in cahoots? Reddit/thenewgirl01 What happened to her belly bump? Also, why is this new pillow so loud? Reddit/I_Ate_A_Queef He keeps trying to throw these tennis balls away — Why?! Reddit/rponie How come he never wants to try MY food? I wouldn’t even make him beg for it very much. Reddit/aewillia If this place exists, why would we ever leave? Reddit/abowlapho What’s so interesting about the weird glowing box? There’s nothing to smell here at all. Reddit/btyder Can it really be “garbage” if it’s still delicious? Reddit/millscheese How does this big metal container know we want to go to the park? Reddit/RockerWalker Will I ever see him again? If so, I hope he brings takeout. Reddit/restingnaffle Why is she always asking to shake my hand? It’s like, “Duh, I’m your dog, remember? We’ve met before.” Reddit/Duckneggs How come everyone thought we wouldn’t get along? Reddit/Admin_Whore Does my Human know how much I love him? I’d better keep reminding him, just to be safe.