The Dodo
April 16, 2015 10:28 am

This post was written by Stephen Messenger on The Dodo.

Who is the “good boy”? She keeps asking me like I’m supposed to know.

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What would happen if he lost hold of the leash? Could he really survive out here on his own?

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How come she never licks back?

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Why is she not more concerned about the squirrels? Is it possible they’re in cahoots?

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What happened to her belly bump? Also, why is this new pillow so loud?

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He keeps trying to throw these tennis balls away — Why?!

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How come he never wants to try MY food? I wouldn’t even make him beg for it very much.

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If this place exists, why would we ever leave?

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What’s so interesting about the weird glowing box? There’s nothing to smell here at all.

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Can it really be “garbage” if it’s still delicious?

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How does this big metal container know we want to go to the park?

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Will I ever see him again? If so, I hope he brings takeout.

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Why is she always asking to shake my hand? It’s like, “Duh, I’m your dog, remember? We’ve met before.”

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How come everyone thought we wouldn’t get along?

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Does my Human know how much I love him? I’d better keep reminding him, just to be safe.

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