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Oh, the life of a gluten-free eater. Goodbye warm crusty loaves of French bread and hello to all the annoying questions and frustrating moments that take its place. All gluten-intolerants and celiac disease sufferers will relate to the following things.

1. When someone asks, “So, what foods can’t you eat?”

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Uhm, how long do you have to listen?

2. When people are like, “What happens when you eat gluten?”

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Uhmm, you know, like, bathroom things that aren’t cute????

3. When someone asks if you actually have something wrong with you.

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You think I’m enjoy refusing to eat fluffy, warm, loaves of bread? I’m gluten intolerant, not a damn martyr!

4. When you go on a date and your date chooses an Italian restaurant.

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It’s cool, I’ll just chew on this ice cube and this side salad. 😑

5. When there’s a birthday party in the office and someone brings in a cake.

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It’s basically monthly torture.

6. When people are like, “It’s just bread you can’t eat, right?”

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Yeah, bread AND these other one zillion awesome foods.

7. When you meet someone with no intolerances who just willingly chooses to restrict their diet.

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Must be nice.

8. When you find out that soy sauce isn’t gluten free.

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But? Why? HOW?!

9. When you find out that some people “outgrew” their dietary restrictions over time.

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PLEASE GOD, IF THERE IS A GOD, LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME!

10. When you decide to have a cheat day and eat a little bread.

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You need to clear your schedule for the next 24 hours and literally HIDE OUT.

11. And when you find out that your medication might contain gluten.

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What fresh hell is this?!