"Gilmore Girls" quotes you can use in real life

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Gilmore Girls is one of our favorite shows of all time, so we’ve decided it needs to become a part of our everyday lives ASAP. Besides re-watching the whole series on Netflix, while counting down the days until the revival hits (why haven’t they told us a date yet?!), you can, and should, start using these Gilmore Girls quotes in your daily life.

There are almost too many quotes from the series that we love to count, but we’ve found the top 10 quotes that you can actually use in real life starting now. Some might be a little out there, but if the Gilmore ladies said them then they’re okay with us!

“Oy, with the poodles already.” Lorelai

When you just can’t handle something and need to end a conversation this is the perfect line. It can also be used when you just want to make someone laugh or need to vent about your day. Need an example? When your mom won’t stop talking your ear off about being single, you simply say, “oy, with the poodles already,” and the convo will finally end… for now.

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“Buttfaced miscreant!” Rory

Is your boyfriend or girlfriend being a butthead? If you answered yes, this is the line for you. It is a little sassier than just saying buttface or calling someone a dog. It also has quite the ring to it!

“I wanna be good. Life’s just not letting me.” Jess

Life’s always better with a little sarcasm. Use this sassy remark when you don’t want to do something, but don’t have a valid excuse. It’s life’s fault, not yours.

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“I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.” Lorelai

When you’re gushing about your crush and sound like you’re drunk you’re speaking moron. When you are dealing with heartbreak or sad about love and you don’t understand what’s happening you’re speaking moron. Whenever your heart is involved you basically start speaking moron, so why not be more upfront about it?

“Tie your tubes, idiot.” Paris

LOL, this one is so good. Leave it to Paris to come up with the perfect line for when everyone is just getting on your nerves and you need them to stop pissing you off immediately. Remember, if you are yelling this at someone, make sure you can run faster than them, just in case they don’t laugh it off.

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“WWTBFCD?” Lorelai

When in doubt who does Lorelai turn to in the kitchen? The Barefoot Contessa, duh! So when you need help cooking, cleaning or just navigating what to eat, all you have to do is ask yourself, “What would the Barefoot Contessa do?” and the answer will come to you.

“It’s a lifestyle. It’s a religion.”  Rory & Lorelai

We vote for using this slogan whenever you’re talking about your quirky and fun traditions. Whether it’s pizza nights while watching movies with your mom or running on Christmas Eve with your BFFs, it’s not just a lifestyle, it’s a religion.

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“I really do hate everyone today, including myself.” — Rory

For all those times you just need to be honest with yourself and need a break from people. Honesty is the best policy, even if the truth hurts.

“You’ve been Gilmored.” — Lorelai

If you’ve ever been bamboozled, hoodwinked or tricked, but survived then you, too, have been Gilmored, but probably not by an actual Gilmore, which kind of sucks. The next time you pull one over on someone, leave them flabbergasted or confused, simply say this quote and they’ll know they’ve been played.

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Now go drink some coffee, watch some Gilmore Girls and brush up on your favorite quotes from the show. You’re welcome and you’ve been Gilmored!

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