Don't everyone panic at once, but sriracha ketchup is here
There is beyond wonderful news for all sriracha enthusiasts out there. Sriracha is now going to come in a ketchup bottle. Oh, also it’ll be produced by Heinz, the people we’ve trusted ketchup to our whole lives. It’s actually going to be, Heinz Tomato Ketchup Blended with Sriracha Flavor, but hey, you say sriracha, and we’ll buy whatever it is.
Sriracha has been around for quite a while, but it’s like we’ve only just recently realized it can take our food to a whole different level. Basically, sriracha is good on and with literally everything. Heinz thinks so, too. In a Heinz press release for the celestial new sauce, they comment that, “the new offering adds a new kick to your favorite foods and recipes, pairing well with cheeseburgers, French fries and hot dogs.” We agree. They also add that it, “is the perfect flavor boost for chicken and eggs.” Heinz, you don’t need to tell us where to use sriracha, we’ve got that covered.
Wanna real talk for just a second? The new sriracha sauce is basically just ketchup with sriracha mixed in, which is something you can totally do in the comforts of your own home. But Heinz has boldly mixed the two together and it comes in one of those amazing squirt bottles. No complaints. They’re calling it a “twist on a classic” that still manages to maintain “the recognizable taste and consistency of America’s Favorite Ketchup, with an added kick from spicy chili pepper and garlic flavors.” Ummmm give a trophy to whoever wrote that description because that sounds LUSCIOUS.
Enough talk about this, let’s go buy a an entire case. It is available RIGHT NOW and I will be planning all my meals around it for the foreseeable future.
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