Anna Gragert
Updated Feb 23, 2016 @ 7:49 pm
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Since 2016 seems to be going by at the speed of light, one extra awesome (extra green) holiday is fast approaching: St. Patrick’s Day! And you know what that means…

Shamrock Shakes! *throws four-leaf clovers in the air and immediately regrets it because those things are hard to find*

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With its creamy texture, minty flavor, whipped cream goodness, and juicy cherry on top, it’s no wonder why McDonald’s Shamrock Shake has a cult following. I mean…

With that being said, Etsy has naturally begun to prepare for this momentous, minty occasion with a ton of Shamrock Shake-themed merch. Now, we hate to say it, but these items may replace your fave “Kiss me, I’m Irish” classic tee…

Not only does this sweatshirt ($17.99+) look like the definition of comfort, it also makes Shamrock Shakes look as though they’re made with leprechaun magic:

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Honestly, SAME ($15.99):

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Because we’re always up for a stellar baseball tee ($15.99+):

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These stickers ($2.65) may be made for your planner, but we’d be down to stick them, oh, I don’t know… EVERYWHERE:

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This adorable item ($12) is made with “yarn, thread, and love!” – so we’re basically crying tears of cuteness right now:

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Why yes, we would indeed like a deodorant ($9.75) that makes our armpits to smell like “pure peppermint and yummy, creamy vanilla!!”

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Oddly enough, we’d also like this scent on our lips ($3.75)…

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In our shower, courtesy of a “scrumpdillishcious” soap ($4.75)…

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And all over our homes ($10+):


Update: We’ve fallen down an Etsy Shamrock Shake rabbit hole and we never want to leave this pepperminty palace.