If you totally suck at wrapping presents, the fact that McDonald’s now has McRib wrapping paper might motivate you to get your shit together because there’s no way you’ll want to waste even an inch of this glorious gift paper the fast food chain has generously bestowed upon us. Hey, it’s the little things, right?
Apparently, the paper that is the ultimate reason everyone should finally learn how to wrap a gift (because honestly, we’re grownups for crying out loud) comes in six patterns that you can download and print for free because the McRib is back (again, baby) and it will not stand for being excluded this holiday season.
At McRibseason.com, visitors can choose from a variety of special edition designs with quirky names like Barbecubed, Euporkia, Porky Groove, Retro Rib, Saucy Elegance and — our personal fave because it gets right to the point:
In years to come, when the McRib finally decides to stop playing with our emotions and permanently vanishes from McDonald’s menus (instead of pulling these mysterious disappearing acts), this paper can serve as proof to future generations that it was a great sandwich, so great in fact that it even had its own wrapping paper, that by then, will be a valued vintage item sold on eBay for an outlandish price.
Welp, there are presents to be adorned with McRib paper so we’re off to Google gift wrapping hacks and put our skills to work. Happy wrapping, y’all!