Stephanie Hallett
August 19, 2016 5:04 pm
Khloe Kardashian

Dear Khloé Kardashian, we need to talk.

We were *really* excited when you posted this insanely beautiful (and healthy-looking!) smoothie on Instagram.

I mean, really excited. We love smoothies, and anything involving a boatload of fruit is good in our books.

But when we checked out the recipe on your website, our jaws hit the floor pretty much instantly.

Each layer of this artful creation requires a separate set of ingredients, meaning you’d have to make each flavor then wash the blender four different times, all while keeping your smoothie from melting. In fact, the total time to make this smoothie, as listed on your website, is 30 MINUTES.

Thirty minutes, Khloé!

We’re willing to bet that’s just a little too long for the average smoothie-maker. That being said, this smoothie looks so beautiful and delicious, so 30 minutes be damned, we’ll make it!

Here’s the recipe if you’re feeling especially ~healthy~ today, dear readers.

RED LAYER

1 frozen banana
1/2 cup greek yogurt, vanilla or plain
1/2 cup frozen raspberries
1/2 cup frozen strawberries
milk of choice for blending

ORANGE LAYER

1 frozen banana
1/2 cup greek yogurt, vanilla or plain
1/2 cup frozen peaches
1 small orange
1/4 cup frozen mango
milk of choice for blending

GREEN LAYER

2 frozen bananas
1/2 cup greek yogurt, vanilla or plain
1 handful (or more) spinach
1 cup frozen pineapple
milk of choice for blending

PURPLE LAYER

1 frozen banana
1/2 cup greek yogurt, vanilla or plain
1 cup frozen mixed berries
milk of choice for blending

And if you don’t feel like conquering this behemoth, try Adriana Lima’s simple three-ingredient smoothie, or our favorite five-ingredient wonder.

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