Kenya Foy
January 31, 2017 11:33 am
Universal Pictures

Because some movie franchises just aren’t complete until they have a complementary beverage created in their honor, here’s a Fifty Shades of Grey boozy milkshake, courtesy of Cosmo. For some of us, drinking isn’t exactly the first activity that comes to mind after watching the new Fifty Shades Darker trailer, but a liquor-filled milkshake isn’t something we can see ourselves saying no to, so let’s get into this sensual sounding drink, shall we?

For starters, you’ll probably have to sip this milkshake rather quickly in case the steam from Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey’s date night scene causes it to boil over during the film.

Hot movies? ALL OF THE YES. Hot milkshakes? NO THANK YOU.

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So, this Fifty Shades shake honestly looks and sounds so tantalizing, we wouldn’t be surprised if it becomes the next milkshake to take over the internet. It’s made with vanilla ice cream, black food coloring, whipped cream, sprinkles, both chocolate and corn syrup and — the ingredient we all came for — vodka. Also, for an added dramatic flair, the milkshake is garnished with a black licorice straw.

Whoa, now that’s a whole lotta YUM. And we’re giving Cosmo extra kudos for the video’s accompanying S&M sound effects and grown ‘n sexy background music.

When Fifty Shades Darker hits theaters on February 10, we have a feeling we’re going to need quite a few of these milkshakes (plus an economy-sized oscillating fan) to get through the thrilling sex scenes without turning into a sweaty, hot-and-bothered pile of mush.