Extra Crispy
November 30, 2016 5:25 pm
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If you order an Iced Quad Venti Vanilla White Mocha at Starbucks every single day, your monthly tab is going to add up quickly—so I wouldn’t necessarily blame you if you tried to figure out a way to get free Starbucks every day. If you’re really lucky, you might win free Starbucks for life, like one lucky lady in Kansas did earlier this year. But if you want to take matters into your own hand, you can follow in the footsteps of one horrible Starbucks customer who used this so-called hack to get free Starbucks that’s actually more of a dick move than anything else. As Brad Halsey, a Starbucks barista, wrote in an email to Jezebel’s Kitchenette, one customer at his store, “purchased 365 Starbucks cards and registered every one of them online with a different birthday so that he gets a ‘free birthday drink’ EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.” That means that every single day, this customer walks into Starbucks and orders a free “birthday” drink.

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Halsey, at this point, is wise to this man’s trick to get free Starbucks, and yet, the customer continues to maintain that it’s a fluke in the Starbucks app. “Even though I know exactly how he ‘beat the system’ there, he pretends that his app is just malfunctioning and it magically gives him the same free birthday drink every day,” Halsey complains, adding, “If he was a nice guy, I might not be so irritated.” But it gets worse.

Apparently this customer is a total brat who insists on writing his own order on the cup in black marker. And it’s complicated:

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Then, this customer doesn’t even pay the proper amount for this extra complicated drink because of the “app malfunction.”

So sure, you could absolutely buy 365 different Starbucks cards (366, if you’re factoring in a leap year) and register each of them with a different birthday. It’s kind of an ingenious hack, when you think about it. But chances are good that your barista will start hating you if you come in every single day claiming it’s your birthday. Plus, it’s definitely unethical. So be a good customer, and just take your free drink on your actual birthday, OK? And always remember to tip your barista.

This article by Maxine Builder originally appeared on Extra Crispy.

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