We live in a world where bacon-scented underwear is real

Today in “Uhh, okay?” we learn that bacon-scented underwear is a thing. It’s a thing, it’s being sold, and people are buying it. Coming in both men’s and women’s sizes, this bacon underwear is on offer at J&D Foods, a bacon superstore, so we guess that makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is why people would spend $20 to make their downstairs smell like cooked meat.

But who am I to judge? I love the smell of bacon in the morning, so maybe I would also love the smell of bacon wafting from my underwear — you know what? I can’t finish that sentence. I wouldn’t love that. 

However, if this sounds like something up your alley (and more power to you, if it is) the underwear does come with a warning:

I’m gonna go ahead and advise that you don’t wear this underwear near bears at all. Especially because the smell seems super resilient. The undies will continue to smell like bacon for up to six months, provided they’re being washed with unscented detergent, and I’m gonna say one more thing: please, please, please wash them.

If you’re not quite ready to commit to bacon-scented undergarments, then you can settle for a bacon-scented pillow. Let the smell of crackling pork send you to sleep and give your dreams of delicious breakfast…let’s just hope there won’t be any bears who show up.

(Image via JD&S)

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