Dylan Joffe
Updated May 30, 2013 @ 12:57 pm


What kind of party

is this? I don’t see any

Brie or Camembert.


Excuse me, you don’t

like cheese? I guess I’m confused.

Are you a robot?


Lactose allergy?

Oh gosh. Are you sure, Doc? I’ve

lost the will to live.

Dylan and Alaina write a daily haiku blog. You can find a new haiku every day at ooohhhaiku.tumblr.com or every Thursday, here at HelloGiggles.

Featured Images via Alaina Buzas.