The Dodo
Updated Nov 26, 2014 @ 1:46 pm
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1. “Mud? What mud?”

2. “Oh, puddle. Nobody understands me like you do.”

3. “I have to say, I’m feelin’ pretty pleased with this new coat.”

4. “BRING ME MORE MUDDY PUDDLES, HUMAN.”

5. “I swear, I only gave it a sniff!”

6. “Look. Look at this paw. COVERED in glorious mud.”

7. “I never feel more handsome than I do after rolling in a good mud puddle.”

8. “I am proud of my muddy belly and regret nothing!”

9. “Mud really does make for the best facials.”

10. “Wait, what do you mean you don’t want a smooch??”

Just remember, pups: For every mud party, there’s probably gonna be a squeaky clean bath!