If you’re name’s on the card, just embrace it.
Is there a higher honor than being featured on a card? I’m pretty sure there isn’t. Be flattered that you’re this much of a cultural icon.
If the situation has happened to you, share the story.
So there’s a card for “testicular torsion,” and I was playing once with friends and one of the guys felt compelled to share the time it had happened to him. I will not recount his story here as it was horrifying (never have I been so glad I’m not a dude), but the point was, he was able to laugh about it now, as were the rest of us. If you’ve got a hilarious story, share with the class! Though with some of the cards in this game, you might also need to share it with the cops.
If you’re actually offended, maybe stick to Apples to Apples.
The tagline of this game is “A Party Game for Horrible People.” It’s not trying to be pleasant or politcally correct. It’s not a game for everyone. It’s certainly not a game you should play with your parents, unless you really enjoy awkward situations. If you don’t want your party games to run you the risk of therapy bills, consider sticking to Monopoly.
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