Rachel Paige
February 25, 2016 12:19 pm
Disney/Marvel

If you take Disney’s classic “Gaston,”  from Beauty and the Beast, and replace the name Gaston with Chris Pratt, it actually still works pretty well: “No one’s slick as Gaston Chris Pratt, no one’s quick as Gaston Chris Pratt, no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s Chris Pratt’s!”

See? Basically the same song.

So it should come as no surprise that just like Gaston, Pratt also enjoys eating lots of eggs in the morning for breakfast, because that’s how you grow up to be roughly the size of a barge (Gaston’s words, not mine).

Pratt recently posted to Instagram and picture of his pre-flight breakfast, made up of seven hard boiled eggs, and only seven hard boiled eggs. While he thanks Delta Airlines for the breakfast hospitality, in his next sentence he quips, “I hope you’re down with farts on your plane.”

And then, since he’s Chris Pratt and not Gaston, he goes on to explain to us that you can’t actually smell farts in space, so this is one of those “the more you know” things. And what did Gaston ever teach us about farts, HUH? Answer: nothing.

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