This post was written by Caitlin Jill Anders on The Dodo.

1. “It’s not you, it’s … well no, actually it’s completely you.”

2. “I’m feeling kind of … stuck … in this relationship”

3. “No no, you’re still super interesting, I swear …”

4. “I don’t think you understand what I want, like, at all.”

5. “I just need some space …”

6. This relationship is getting a little … constricting?

7. “We NEVER go out anymore.”

8. “And the decisions you make … well, they’re questionable at best.”