The Dodo
April 14, 2015 12:03 pm

This post was written by Anna Swartz on The Dodo.

1. “What is happening to my life?”

Reddit/Pennylanepinup

2. “Is it on me? I feel like it’s on me.”

Reddit/battlestar_helvetica

3. “Where are you taking me this time?”

Reddit/pumpkinrum

4. “I’m not coming in until it’s gone.”

Reddit/yankytoon

5. “You did NOT tell me this was happening.”

Reddit/manychairs

6. “I’m cuter. Never forget I’m cuter.”

Reddit/Davezak

7. “Rub my belly, not the baby’s belly. MY BELLY.”

Reddit/LordWayne

8. “I can’t figure out what it … IT MOVED!”

Reddit/Amalrafeeq

9. “I don’t like what’s happening. I don’t like it at all.”

Reddit/JDN87

10. “It’s so small and … hairless.”

Reddit/I_heart_everything

11. “I’m going to be honest here, this tiny human smells, well, different.”

Reddit/Maceface91

12. “I like food too. Feed me first.”

Reddit/coursair82

13. “It’s a chair, right? I can just sit on it?”

Reddit/cmde45

14. “Someone get this weird hairless kitten off me!”

Reddit/Deftech7

15. “Leave me! Save yourselves.”

Reddit/buckyarbuckle

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