The crop top so small it really only fits a cat
So there’s a super cute crochet bra top for sale on Amazon right now. It comes in a bunch of nice colors, plus it’s super affordable — only $3.99 with free shipping! And it’s one size: What a dream!
Unfortunately, the *super cute* top has only received an average of 2.4 stars out of 5, with many buyers saying that it’s “too small.” Bah, I guess some things are just too good to be true . . . or are they?
Peek into the reviews of this crochet thing, and you will find Texan and Amazon user sb043‘s testimony listed as the “most helpful” review. And it is a GEM. Here’s a hint: The title of the review is, “Well, it fits the cat.”
“My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing,” writes our friend, sb043. “It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn’t legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can see . . . here is a picture of our cat wearing it.”
And, lo and behold, the review includes a picture of the family cat modeling the top for all to see. The cat looks amazing.
“To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples,” says sb043. “However, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat.”
BURRRRN. Although honestly, we think the top totally looks fab on the cat. Flattering, chic, and affordable. Though the cat hates the weave, we think it works absolutely purr-fectly with his fur.
Also, the product is listed as a “Lady Padded Bra Tops Bustier Cutout Vest Crop Top Bralette Tank Blouse.” Basically, the seller just used ALL of the words. What should they have really called it? Kitty Blouse. Because that’s what it is.
In an incredibly official BuzzFeed poll, 75% of users thought that all cats should wear crochet bra tops. And we totally agree. Either way, this review totally made us giggle (and reminded us that occasionally what appears to be clothing is actually just kitty tops in disguise).