The Dodo
January 08, 2015 2:37 pm

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “Fetch me more Fancy Feast, Human!”

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2. “Oh, you were working on this puzzle? That’s a shame.”

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3. “Welcome to the fortress. Cat meetings are by appointment only. You may wait in the lobby with the toilet paper I stole from the bathroom.”

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4. “Do not interrupt my plotting, Human.”

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5. “… Um, I’m sorry, did I SAY you could bask in my presence?”

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6. “This is my throne now. Please go elsewhere for your weird human needs.”

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7. “Surely you didn’t think I would sit in just ANY old bowl, did you?”

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8. “Don’t go to sleep yet, Human — my stomach requires more treats.”

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9. “I suppose this bed will do just fine. You may leave me now.”

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10. “Don’t be rude, Human. I think you and I can both agree that this pot pie belongs in my belly.”

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