The Dodo
Updated Apr 28, 2015 @ 10:46 am
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This post was written by Stephen Messenger on The Dodo.

“Oh, is it afternoon already? Well, better luck tomorrow then.”

“Hey, a mouse! You’d better run. Or not. Whatever.”

“Relax, bro. You’ll clean it up later, I swear.”

“Hmm. What are these? OH MY.”

“Nap attack.”

“Help yourself, man. There’s plenty of ‘nip to go around.”

“You’re home?! I mean, uh, welcome home!”

“I rhyme with so many words: at, bat, chat, fat, flat, hat, mat, nat, oat, pat, qat, rat, sat…”

“You. Yes, you. Where do you keep the canned food?”

“Oh. Hey. So, I found the catnip.”

“What an awesome day to be a cat and stuff.”

“Score.”

“Whoa. How’d you get on the ceiling?”