1. The wild cat loaf in his natural habitat: the couch.
2. Loaf-mode ensures that predators cannot annoy or bother the cat.
3. There is no nap that is quite as cozy as a Loaf Nap.
4. Loafing is perfectly acceptable for blending into one’s surroundings.
5. If you’re scared of fireworks or thunder, just become a loaf.
6. Can you see the cat? No. You cannot. Because she is invisible.
7. Operating in loaf-mode ensures that one’s nose never gets chilly.
8. Do not disturb the loaf of cat. No matter how pettable it looks.
9. Not deflated — just loafing!
10. Loafing lets outsiders know that chitchat and socializing are not welcome here.
11. At the end of a long day, nothing is better than unwinding and getting your loaf on.