This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. The wild cat loaf in his natural habitat: the couch.

2. Loaf-mode ensures that predators cannot annoy or bother the cat.

3. There is no nap that is quite as cozy as a Loaf Nap.

4. Loafing is perfectly acceptable for blending into one’s surroundings.

5. If you’re scared of fireworks or thunder, just become a loaf.

6. Can you see the cat? No. You cannot. Because she is invisible.

7. Operating in loaf-mode ensures that one’s nose never gets chilly.

8. Do not disturb the loaf of cat. No matter how pettable it looks.

9. Not deflated — just loafing!

10. Loafing lets outsiders know that chitchat and socializing are not welcome here.

11. At the end of a long day, nothing is better than unwinding and getting your loaf on.