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Move over, Grumpy Cat. The Internet has a new adorable grouch, and this time it’s a real, live human being. A baby! And TBH, he’s sooooo grumpy he actually makes Grumpy Cat look about as crabby as The Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt. (Translation: Not grumpy at all.)

We discovered this adorably angry baby in a video posted to YouTube recently, in which the baby stoically resists any and all attempts at humoring him.

Baby talk? Not amused. Tickling? OH NO, YOU DIDN’T.

We’ve never seen someone so opposed to being tickled before. I mean, look at that face. I would be terrified if he weren’t, you know, a tiny infant.

But his family doesn’t give up. They take a more direct approach and actually try to massage his face into a smile, like the baby was made out of Play-doh or something. This doesn’t work either (shocker).

About halfway through the video, he does crack a smile. For about a half a second. (That’s right. We see you, baby.) Don’t blink, or you’ll miss it.

Check out the video for yourself.

(Images and video via YouTube.)