Christina Wolfgram
January 26, 2016 6:40 pm

Before Krysten Ritter was the badass, kick-butt, super sassy Marvel superheroine Jessica Jones, she was the badass, kick-butt, super sassy Chloe, better known as the Bitch in Apartment 23. Though ABC’s Don’t Trust the B — was short-lived (RIP!), it survives in the hearts and Netflix queues of fans forever. You could say that if their circumstances were a little different, Chloe and Jessica would get along.

At least during Happy Hour.

What most people don’t know is that Don’t Trust the B — totally predicted Krysten’s future as Jessica Jones. In the seventh episode of season one, it’s revealed that Chloe is the star of a Japanese comic book (or “graphic novel,” she insists).

Her character’s loosely translated name is Tall Slut No Panties. She doesn’t drive a motorcycle, but she does sip a martini while someone else drives one for her.

Her super power is starting the party at whatever club she walks into.

Oh and she wears a marshmallow wig. Because obviously.

To be honest, Jessica Jones would completely destroy Tall Slut No Panties in a fight, but there is an important moral to this story: Krysten Ritter was always destined to bring a comic book character to life. If anything, she is more comic book heroine than regular human.

Her career was written in the sitcom stars.

(Images via Giphy, Giphy, Giphy, and Netflix)

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