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1. Of course she wants to hug you! Unless she’s hugging the dog. Then please wait your turn.

2. Whenever you take a romantic picture together she wants you to kiss the dog.

3. They sometimes go on road trips together while you stay at home.

4. He loves buying presents. Just not for you.

5. He always wants to have a matching couples Halloween costume … with the dog.

6. Dinner dates are group activities.

7. Snuggle time will happen every day — just maybe not with you.

8. Everyone needs some time to spoon their loved ones … so would you mind closing the door on your way out?