Dylan Joffe
August 22, 2013 4:00 pm

1.

You asked for my sign

but an autographed napkin

isn’t what you meant.

2.

I dont trust the stars,

but this necklace is pretty.

I think I’ll buy it.

3.

Dearest Horoscope,

Please stop giving me false hope.

Oh wait, is that him?

Dylan and Alaina write a daily haiku blog. You can find a new haiku every day at ooohhhaiku.tumblr.com or every Thursday, here at HelloGiggles.

Featured Images via Alaina Buzas.

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