The Dodo
Updated Mar 24, 2015 @ 12:46 pm
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This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “This is my new home now.”

2. “I’m just a warm snuggly purrito.”

3. “There’s really no better chair than a shoe.”

4. “Hey! This is MY clubhouse! No humans allowed.”

5. “I want this. Gimme it.”

6. “Just in here in case it rains. You know how it is.”

7. “Come on, shoe, you can do it — let’s go for a walk!”

8. “This really is pretty yummy.”

9. “I LOVE SHOE SMELL, DON’T YOU JUDGE ME.”

10. “La la laaaa, look at this shoe I stole!”

11. “You call this a slipper, I call it a sleeping bag.”

12. “I brought party favors! And by that I mean I brought a shoe.”

13. “Agh! It’s got me! The shoe’s attacking me!”

14. “This is supposed to go on your foot? It’s much better on your face!”

15. “Give me and the shoes some privacy, would you?”

16. “It’s JUST my size! AND a little bit stinky!”

17. “I was just … I wanted to try them on, okay??”