This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “You don’t mind if I juuuust help myself, do you?”

2. “Um. I found it like this.”

3. “Hmm, now, if I were a cat treat, where would I be?”

4. “Boy, whoever did this must really love Milk-Bones, huh?”

5. “I’m just … keeping it warm.”

6. “Should I … should I not have these?”

7. “I have no need for you, anymore, Human — I can feed myself!”

8. “Oh, is THIS the treat closet? I had no idea!”

9. “This thing is childproof, but that doesn’t mean it’s cat-proof!”

10. “Spoiling my dinner: totally worth it.”

11. “Egads! I’ve been spotted!”

12. “What a perfectly sized pug buffet!”

13. “Who, me? Clearly YOU did this, Human.”