The Dodo
August 05, 2014 9:55 am

This post was written by Lindsey Robertson on The Dodo.

1. “YOU CANNOT FORCE ME TO EXERCISE, HUMAN.”

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2. “W-what… what is this strange planet?” 

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3. “Whoopsy, I fell down, guess I can’t walk anymore!”

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4. “Absolutely not.”

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5. “NO. NO THANK YOU.”

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6. “Wait… why am I not on the couch right now?”

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7. “What in the world is this preposterous contraption?!?”

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8. “Consider this is a protest. A lie-in, if you will.”

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9. “You have immobilized me, you monster.”

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10. “A POX ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES.”

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Alright, cats, we get it: You walk us, not the other way around.

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