Keri Russell was forced to decide if she would “Shag, Marry, or Kill” Ryan Gosling

Chances are, you’ve played a game of Shag, Marry, Kill in your time (though it goes by certain other, NSFW names in many parts). On Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Keri Russell chose between Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, and JC Chasez, AKA her Mickey Mouse Club alums! Sound like a tricky choice? You bet.

Russell’s initial reaction was, “That’s awful!” and we can totally understand that, because her partner (and The Americans costar) Matthew Rhys was sitting right next to her! She actually tried to get out of answering altogether — by pleading the fifth. But knowing the pressure was climbing, she sprung into action by considering her options very carefully. This is what happened…

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"I'm gonna say kill JC, because he was my friend and he'll understand, "she said matter-of-factly.

Oh no, sorry JC! Better luck next time!

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"I'm gonna say shag Justin because he's a good dancer," she said.

Well, she’s not wrong there! He’s probably very in tune with his body.

"Which means you're going to marry Ryan Gosling," Cohen explained to Russell.

While she didn’t look TOO thrilled, Cohen quickly came in with, “He’s Canadian, he’s nice!” And um, not only is he nice, but he sometimes takes his shirt off.

Good choice, Keri, good choice.

And there you have it, a perfect game with perfect answers. Cohen went on to quiz Russell about how accurate Rhys’ prosthetic penis was on Girls (lol), but Russell adorably admitted that she hasn’t seen the episode yet.

Thanks for this morning burst of guy crushes, guys! We may or may not be playing this same game around the office today.