Twitter has SO MANY jokes/questions about Kenny G playing the sax in Kim Kardashian’s home
Grab your thinking caps, because we have a mystery to solve—and it involves Kenny G, Kim Kardashian, and a living room full of flowers. Okay, let’s back up. Yesterday, February 14th, was Valentine’s Day, and rapper Kanye West pulled out all the stops to give wife Kim Kardashian the gift of a lifetime: A private at-home concert from saxophonist Kenny G. And while the romantic overture may have earned Yeezy a “best husband award” from Kim herself, Twitter had a decidedly different opinion.
Best husband award goes to mine 🙋🏻♀️!!!! Most thoughtful gifts ever!!!! pic.twitter.com/X3g1iwXeJE
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2019
As you’ll see in the video clip below, Kim stumbled upon Kenny G standing in her living room surrounded by a sea of roses in individual glass vases. A beautiful sight to behold, to be sure, but we can’t help but wonder: How the hell did Kenny G get in there?
NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day 💋💋💋 pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) February 14, 2019
It’s clear Kenny G doesn’t have much room to move around. One misstep and that sexy saxophone solo would be rudely interrupted by the sound of shattering glass, right? Which brings us to our next question: How did he get OUT of there? Did he have to wait for a path to be cleared, or did poor Kenny G have to Mission: Impossible his way to freedom?
Twitter got to work positing its own Kenny G theories:
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Through a summoning jutsu obviously pic.twitter.com/xeZGo9kEjE
— Spectating… (@AbsoluutUka) February 15, 2019
did Kenny have to stand there while the flowers were being set up? How did he get out? we need more info on kenny!!!
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 15, 2019
did they build the vases around kenny g, or did kenny g have to maneuver around the vases
also how is our man kenneth gonna get out of that room without knocking something over
does he just have to live there now or what
— Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) February 14, 2019
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Kenny G is 100% trapped in the Kardashian/West house and is sending out an SOS with this video. pic.twitter.com/bHPkwyzBfz
— Zach Gray (@YarghCaz) February 14, 2019
What does Kenny G do after this? Does he just pack up and leave like he's some local musician for hire or does he hang out with Kim and Kanye? https://t.co/Ul0ViKJ6Fk
— feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) February 14, 2019
Whatever. Michael Bolton just gave me a mani/pedi.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) February 14, 2019
For our part, we’re choosing to believe Kenny G was not injured in the making of this Valentine’s Day surprise.
