Kanye is insisting on the best drink EVER backstage on the “Saint Pablo” tour

We’ve always imagined being backstage at a Kanye West show as a totally electrifying experience wherein the Kardashian crew whizzes by in a flurry of fans, flashes and bodyguards, off to hang out and take pre-show selfies with Beyoncé and Jay Z or something. There’s an air of sophistication with an undercurrent of insanity because we just know something crazy is about to pop off, like an impromptu Kanye speech. Oh yeah, and there are drinks. Lots of drinks. DRINKS GALORE, Y’ALL.

As it turns out, our vision in spot on. According to TMZ, West insists on having what sounds like the best drink EVER backstage on his “Saint Pablo” tour: two alcohol-filled slushie machines. Kim Kardashian West shared a photo of the drink machine on Snapchat, revealing one with a frozen Hennessy and Coke combo and the other filled with Grey Goose and lemonade mix that’s reportedly for her.

Kanye's henny and coke slushie machine is the best thing i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/ljDXHRKxqo

— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) September 1, 2016

Wait a sec  — does anyone else remember Khloé Kardashian saying her big sister doesn’t drink? Either things have changed or ‘Ye got his wifey a slushie machine purely for vanity reasons.

So, um…about that Grey Goose and lemonade machine. It sounds like the perfect drink for someone who’s just put in a hard week’s work and wants to turn all the way up only to fall flat on their faces before everyone else starts to wind down.

BTW, if Kardashian West doesn’t want it, we think we know someone who’ll gladly take it off her hands.