Just a bunch of slittens that will guarantee to make your day (or totally weird you out)

The Internet is pretty bizarre, but I bet you already know that. We are no strangers to sloths riding pizzas like they’re magic carpets, dogs speaking English, and pandas eating birthday cake. We’ve seen it all. Or have we? It has come to my attention that a new(ish) kind of hybrid animal is abound, wreaking havoc on blogs and Twitter and Facebook, and that animal is THE SLITTEN. 

Allow me to introduce you to the weirdest, oddly-cutest new It-Animal of the web. It’s a kitten with a sloth face! And it will definitely haunt your dreams forever! We’re only a little bit (read: a LOT bit) obsessed.

Some thoughtful slittens and the full moon.

AWW. This slitten looks so soft and cuddly.

A tale of pink yarn and a life of satisfying stretches.

WHY ARE YOU SO FLUFFY, SLITTEN?

Oh, it’s a slitten and her bunny bestie (NBD).

These two are troublemakers. I can feel it in my bones.

PSA: yarn makes excellent snacks for slittens.

Here. We brought you this slitten. You are welcome.

All slitten images via