The world’s still freaking out about Jennifer Aniston’s wedding

Jennifer Aniston recently got married, and we couldn’t be happier for her. She’s one of our favorite friends (and one of our favorite Friends) so we always want the best for her. But, just like many other celebrities out there, she likes to keep her private life private. Which is totally cool, and we completely respect that.

However, on the other hand, we are BEGGING to learn every single last detail of her wedding to Justin Theroux. Seriously, we’re to the point of simply guessing what may or may not have happened at the wedding, and then the internet (we, as a collective) made a gorgeous wedding dress go viral because we wanted so badly to know SOMETHING about Aniston’s wedding. Too bad it wasn’t her dress. Still a super gorgeous dress, though, and Aniston would have looked breathtaking in it. But bottom line, wasn’t hers. This is what her top-secret wedding is making us do!

Even when asked direct questions about the wedding, Aniston is still super tight-lipped about it. She has offered up a few quick teases during her latest round of press for her new movie, She’s Funny That Way. And what are these little snippets of info about the big day?

1. It was a secret. Duh.

2. There was no lying. Guests were told it was a birthday party for Theroux – which it also true. They got married August 5th, Theroux’s birthday is August 10th.

3. They miraculously kept it a secret because, “when there’s a will, there’s a way.”

4. Though she’s not purposely flashing her new BLING around, we can clearly see it on her hand. A beautiful gold band with diamonds circling it.

5. Also, no one said the wrong name during the ceremony, like in “The One With Ross’s Wedding, Part One & Two”

We’ve got all sorts of good things going on right here. For the time being, it might be all we’ve got going on from the world of Aniston/Theroux. Monica Courteney Cox was the maid of honor, and is known for being a great secret-keeper, so nothing is ever going to accidentally slip out of her mouth. Maybe this is the real reason why Joey Matt LeBlanc and Chandler Matthew Perry weren’t invited. They’re both AWFUL at keeping secrets.

Jennifer Aniston gets on Instagram, and proceeds to crush it

This wedding dress is gorgeous — even if it’s not Jennifer Aniston’s

[Image via NBC]