The internet is getting creeped out by Christmas songs and “Baby’s It’s Cold Outside” is just the beginning
The holidays bring cheer, joy and plenty of classic songs for us to jam to. However, not to be too much of a Grinch, but some Christmas songs aren’t as merry and bright as we originally thought.
Turns out, once people start listening to the actual lyrics of these songs we hear every year, things get a little weird. The internet has caught on to a bunch of creepy lyrics that may make you shiver, and no, not because it’s all cute and snowy outside.
Unpopular opinion: most Christmas songs are creepy, annoying, or some combo of both.
— Dread Wolf Savvy 🏳️⚧️🐺 (@savvyseaworth) December 5, 2016
As we delve into the world of holiday music, there are some lyrics that are just WRONG.
Santa Claus is coming to town / He sees you when you're sleeping / He– wait what??? Santa, chill, that's a lil creepy man #XmasLyrics
— ㅠㅅㅠ (@MC_Chellis) December 3, 2016
"Baby It's Cold Outside" is the definitive creepy Christmas song, but "Santa Baby" is a close second
— fran (@TrophyUncle) November 21, 2016
Santa Baby is such a creepy song, like who sat down one day and decided, let's make Christmas sexual😂
— Izzy (@isabellecgrace) December 9, 2016
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Now a sexy Christmas isn’t completely taboo. Mean Girls made it look good, right?
Also, this lyric? NOT OKAY.
"If you sit on my lap today/ a kiss a toy is the price you pay."
–Kris Kringle's creepy song from Santa Claus is Coming to Town
— JC Reilly, Cat Sofa (@Aishatonu) November 30, 2016
Seems like everyone has their own pick for creepiest Christmas carol. But it’s pretty safe to say no one, not Santa himself, should see you while you’re sleeping and know when you’re awake. IT’S CALLED PRIVACY, MR. KRINGLE.
For those who want to somehow enjoy some of the final days of 2016, we suggest listening to Minnesota couple Lydia Liza and Josiah Lemanski. They’ve started the trend of editing holiday tunes for modern day.
Playing on repeat until January 1, 2017.
