Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Latest Victims in Broadway Poopgate Problem

A source says this is the fourth time this has happened.

There appears to be a serial pooper on the loose in New York City, and they’re targeting plays on Broadway. Page Six reports that the Shubert Theater on 44th Street was recently struck, and someone left a dump near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. The mother-daughter pair were there for the musical performance of “Some Like It Hot.”

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo,” a source told the outlet.

According to the source, the biohazard was wiped up, and the Clintons stayed until closing curtain. “The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act,” they added.

While some are chalking it up as a one-time offense, other insiders allege there is a growing list of poopgate victims.

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One source blamed it on the elderly, stating someone was unable to make it to the bathroom in time. “It’s rather sad,” they said.

However, a person inside the theater (it’s unclear whether they’re a staffer or an attendee) got in touch with the house manager who revealed “it was actually the fourth time” a human turd had magically appeared in a theater aisle during a show.

“There is someone who is either sh*tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the source surmised.

Several A-listers, including Steven Spielberg and Kristin Chenoweth, have made the trek to Shubert Theater in recent weeks. It’ll be interesting to see who — and what — is the crowd at the next “Some Like It Hot” performance.

Emily Weaver
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