These are the 30 most hilarious and relatable tweets about menstruating

It’s time to talk about periods. Whether yours are light or heavy, crampy or achy, long or short, it’s always comforting to know that you’re not suffering alone. Thankfully, there are plenty of funny and relatable period tweets out there, because sometimes we all need to shout it from the digital rooftops when we’re dealing with period woes.

Whether you’re the kinda girl that prefers to keep your thoughts about your period to yourself, or you love to hit Twitter up to tell the world how much your cycle sucks, these are the most hilarious tweets about periods that will make you feel better no matter where you are in your monthly cycle.

And on the first day of period, my uterus gave to meeeee…

when that one period cramp hit u real hard pic.twitter.com/F0WO1QOfJU

— Devilwoman Sobstory (@indiastroker) May 9, 2016

day 1 of my period pic.twitter.com/0diyX9xLEk

— plant babe (@vegbarbie) September 27, 2016

We’ve all been there. false false

It’s a roller coaster ride, except not even a little fun.

I’m hungry but too tired to eat I hate pants my back hurts go away but bring me chocolate I hate everyone please love me! –Me on my period

— evrrybody loves kelli (@NYC_Blonde) November 12, 2015

when you have to go somewhere but you're on your period pic.twitter.com/WyHfVEM8Ir

— ♛s(oup)reme (rest) (@sassypxrrilla) October 30, 2015

Don’t even try, boys.

"But cramps can't be that ba-"
Excuse me: pic.twitter.com/NzGu9AjkDQ

— Court (@Courtz_RM) November 16, 2015

Same goes for you, mom. false

Sorry, sweet old couple in the park.

I'm at the point in my PMS that even old people in love are bumming me out.

— Sami Main, CLC (@samimain) November 15, 2015

We need answers.

https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/717462950466879488

This guy gets it.

Idk how girls survive a week on their period
I'll get a cramp and almost die
Girls out here getting 39582 cramps and still alive

— Santiago jovanie R. (@Helloimsanti) May 16, 2016

Is this, er, streaming on Netflix? false

What’s the return policy on this misery?

Periods so irregular they're sold at TJ MAXX

— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) April 13, 2014

It’s a gamble we somehow always seem to lose. false

yea period panties seem cool but they can't replace the adrenaline rush you get when you realize you've had the same tampon in for 18 hrs

— carina hsieh (@carinahsieh) October 17, 2016

If your period were on a dating app… false

We can also tell if it’s already raining tbh.

https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/451677774798147584

Feelin’ like the Hundred Years’ War up in here.

meanwhile in my uterus…. #struggleisreal #periodstories 🔴💢😬😡😭 pic.twitter.com/fHpmcroSB9

— 𝔨𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔩𝔬𝔬 ☾🧣🎀 (@jeckaffeinated) March 19, 2016

Meanwhile, on Mt. Saint Menstruation…

How it feels like when you're on your period & you stand up pic.twitter.com/q10HwiqDmp

— Kaili Kanahele-Mone (@Kailix_) April 11, 2016

Hey thanks up there!

https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/631007933615046656

Immediate fear sets in…

When you sneeze,cough or laugh while being on your period pic.twitter.com/CuT8mPFfNV

— Girls Know Better (@GurlzKnowBetter) July 18, 2015

Oh, ouch! false

Periods are why pizza actually exists.

https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/689165937027739648

Valid question, indeed.

Why is it called menstruating and not womenstruating?

— April Lavalle (@imatoofbrush) December 28, 2015

Two words: period. poops.

Do I have to poop or is that my period? The autobiography

— Rhiannon (@are_kay_bee) May 7, 2016

Sometimes, when people say "period poop," I think of a poop in a powdered wig.

— Vita Mantasorena 🖤🤍💜 (@vitamantasorena) May 20, 2016

So many life regrets.

https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/787002852774469632

A silent bully, but a bully nonetheless.

I understand that we gotta shed our uterine lining once a month, but the bloating and acne that accompanies it is just bullying.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 14, 2016

But why?

https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/787826930246684672

On the, er, plus side…

Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like

— Supa Fly Hella Dope 🇸🇩 (@cerealtndencies) October 18, 2015

All we can say is: thank goodness the Internet exists.