Let Harry Styles Tell You a Bedtime Story So You Can Fall Asleep Living Your Dreams
Close your eyes and come on a journey with us. You’re tucked into your bed on a cool summer night with “Sunday scaries” stress thoughts rattling through your brain. The moon is too bright, and your neighbor’s car alarm won’t turn off. You fear you’ll never get to sleep and tomorrow is bound to be a nightmare. But then…your pretend boyfriend Harry Styles starts to whisper a bedtime story into your ear, and suddenly, all is well.
Too good to be true? No, friend. It’s both too good and too true.
Styles has teamed up with the people over at Calm, a top-rated app for sleep and meditation, and he will be lending his soft, buttery voice to its growing library of snooze-inducing goodness. This is quite literally a dream come true.
“Harry Styles Dream With Me” is coming to the Calm app tomorrow, July 8th.
It has yet to be revealed what story Styles will be calmly crooning into our ears, but it doesn’t really matter. He could be reading the phone book for all we care, and we’d still be all over it.
Wednesday. #DreamWithHarry pic.twitter.com/nOfvhLjc9B
— Calm (@calm) July 6, 2020
Although Calm’s main goal is to make people, well, calm, this whole Harry Styles collab thing may actually make us too excited to sleep.
harry styles partnering with the calm app to read us a bedtime story is the best thing that’s happened to me in 2020 so far
— Sarah Baska (@SarahBaska) July 7, 2020
https://twitter.com/cxrneliastyles/status/1280170677824192513
I’m perfectly fine- pic.twitter.com/jjJB5UTkVO
— Flo ◟̽◞̽ᴴ (@ForgodsakeLarry) July 6, 2020
https://twitter.com/kiwisugar18/status/1280172158744838146
*screams internally cuz i need to be calm* pic.twitter.com/KphzSXE3uM
— louis mio (@noviadeloui2012) July 6, 2020
Celebrities like Kelly Rowland, Matthew McConaughey, Laura Dern, and Lucy Liu already have lended their voices to Calm Sleep Stories. You can sign up for a seven-day free trial of the Calm app, or subscribe to a premium membership for $70/year.
Or, you know, you could just put “Hello, I’m Harry Styles” on loop for all of eternity.
