This “Harry Potter”-loving boy tried flushing himself down the toilet for an adorable reason

This little boy may have just earned the title of Most Obsessive “Harry Potter Fan Ever,” and we are HERE FOR IT.

Ask most kids what their favorite mode of enchanted transport dreamed up J.K. Rowling, and they’re likely to tell you broomstick or magic train. But Josiah seems fond of a brief scene scene from The Deathly Hollows in which a bunch of wizardly bureaucrats used toilets to flush themselves to work. Having waited long enough for Hagrid to show up at his door in a flying motorcycle, Josiah decided that if he was going to become a wizard he had to take matters into his own hands. So he threw on a pair of Potter specs and plunged feet-first into the family toilet. Next stop, The Ministry of Magic!

Josiah’s Mom was there to capture the whole thing on video. Thankfully she seems to see the the humor in the situation, and can only laugh at the gallons of water her son is splashing onto the bathroom floor.

Unfortunately, the video cuts off before we see if his efforts pay off. But if any muggle has the persistence to find their way to world of witches and wizards, it has to be a kid like Josiah. We hope he’s making a mess in the Hogwarts boy’s bathroom right now. Something tells us he and Moaning Myrtle would really get along.