“Harry Potter” just got seriously R-rated with its own version of Cards Against Humanity

Our lives might have officially peaked because someone has created the Harry Potter version of Cards Against Humanity called Cards Against Muggles, and they’re SO NSFW that you’d get kicked out Hogwarts for sneaking them into school.

Normally we’re not shy with R-rated Potter content, like this podcast that explores NSFW fan fiction, but some of these cards have us blushing harder than if we’d had some of Weasley’s Wizard’s Wheezes Crush Blush. In fact, it could be something out of this guy’s mistaken version of Harry Potter (this story still makes us laugh HARD).

Well, in the great tradition of Cards Against Humanity, someone has decided to make their own Harry Potter ones called Cards Against Muggles.

Described as strictly 18+, this card game follows the same format as CAH, but with a wizarding twist. Essentially, players are dealt Potter-related naughtiness that is then used to create some pretty hilarious situations.

As Bustle shared, some of the scenarios are pretty out there. One of the sample opening cards says: “After months of practising magic, I think I’m finally ready for…” 

This could have a variety of different answers to it, such as: “Having to explain to Madam Pomfrey why you used engorgio on your d**k.” 

Another of the cards suggests: “I overdosed on Felix Felicis and found…”

This could be teamed with such delights as: “The basilisk in my pants.”

Luckily, if NSFW Harry Potter is your jam, you can get your hands on Cards Against Muggles right now.

The deck is available to download now (there is no physical version to purchase, unfortunately). What’s more, according to the product description, there are over 1300 cards (350 black cards and 850 white cards), so we’re pretty sure things could get more out of control than Fred and George Weasley with a box of fireworks.

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