‘Golden Girls’ granny panties, we never knew how much we needed you
It may only be Thanksgiving, but we’ve already nailed down your Christmas shopping. You’re welcome.
This year, you should totally give all the cool ladies in your #squad these Golden Girls underwear, because is there really anything else?
This cool and completely badass take on the “undie of the week” can be found at the Etsy shop, Bullet and Bees. But before you whip out that credit card, you might want to decide which one of the these fabulous-over-50 ladies you most want to see on your bestie’s bum, as the complete set would set you back a cool $160.
Individual pairs are $38, so if you’re going that route I’m sure you understand how important it is to make the right choice.
The Blanche is crotchless (because obviously) and comes in a sassy black and yellow lace. This over-sexed version of the panty is high-waisted and has a full back, but the open crotch makes up for all that coverage, and then some.
The Dorothy is a much more sensible, everyday cut. In a classic black-and-white, this pair would never be an impractical choice. But it’s not all business. There are some whimsical moments of romance. Just like Dorothy.
The Rose is just as sweet and coy as her namesake character. Simple and straightforward, these undies are perfect for the long, cold Saint Olaf nights or the hot and steamy Miami summers.
Lastly, if you’re looking for a little more control in your life, then The Sophia is the way to go. This design more closely resembles a tough pair of Spanx, but what else could we expect from the tough broad from the mean streets of Sicily?
If the Golden Girls aren’t your thing, you could always get you some Ryan Gosling undies or this snazzy Wu-Tang number. There really is something for everyone.
Check out the Etsy shop for all your granny panty needs.