This girl emailed her college TA while still drugged up from wisdom teeth surgery, and it is required reading

By Darylschmidt

December 1, 2016

By Darylschmidt

December 1, 2016

A University of Nebraska–Lincoln student emailed her college TA while still under the influence from her wisdom teeth surgery, and it is absolutely legendary.

Student Abby Jo Hamele, 19, told Buzzfeed News she “required a lot of Hydrocodone” while recovering from the surgery.

Worried she might not get a paper turned in on time, she emailed the Philosophy course's teaching assistant for an extension.

We’ll let you read the masterpiece for yourself:

Kevin-
I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.

I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.

Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.

please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye

I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD pic.twitter.com/ncJ8XX4zoe

— Abby Jo Hamele (@jabbyo3) November 21, 2016

When Hamele realized what she'd done, she tweeted a screenshot of the email. It has since garnered more than 15,000 retweets, with many users pausing to reflect on the sheer brilliance of Hamele's phrasing.

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And in case you're wondering how it went – her TA seemed understanding of her less-than-lucid state and reminded Hamele she had an extra week to work on the paper.