26 gifts for the broke Goop girl who wants to treat herself (and not regret it the next day)

You know when you’re in the holiday shopping groove, and you can’t help but put a few fancy things in your cart? These are things you absolutely do NOT need (a rose gold globe for your non-existent office? SURE.), but you want them anyway. Because even if you can’t afford to shop Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop, you can at least pick up a few luxe things here and there. Because in your heart, you’re a Goop girl. In your banking account, you’re Target all the way, babe.

And it goes on like this from November until mid-December (or at least,  the very last day you can ship in time for the holidays) until one day you open your online bank account information and gasp audibly because you’ve spent too much money you have no business spending on YOURSELF. It happens to almost all of us. It’s okay. You’ll recover in January (okay fine, maybe February). But it doesn’t have to be this way!

You can feel fancy AND not empty out your checking account this holiday season. Here are some Goop-worthy gifts you absolutely do not NEED, but probably WANT.

1 Gold Pretzel Keychain from Anthropologie, $14

2 Skinnydip Rose Gold Earbud Headphones from Urban Outfitters, $16

3  Cactus Print from Etsy, $4.82

4 Pink Champagne Soap from Ban.do, $14

5 Shearling Foldover Fireside Slippers from J.Crew Factory, $23

6 Marimekko Non-Slip Door Mat from Amazon, $12.80

7 Candlefish Candle Making Kit from Anthropologie, $48

8 Faux Fur Pom Keychain from Target, $5.59 


9 Orange Water from House of Intuition, $12  

10 J.Crew x Compartes Holiday Chocolate Crunch from Compartes, $9.95

11 Gluten Free on a Shoestring Cookbook from Amazon, $15.79

12 Bedside Smartphone Vase from Uncommon Goods, $32

13 Limited Edition Golden Monogram Mug from Anthropologie, $10

14 Fig + Moss Whipped Pink Salt Scrub from Urban Outfitters, $10


15 The Dog Food Tea Towel from Etsy, $12.92

16 Cocoa Butter Bathtime Soaks from Uncommon Goods, $28

17 Gold Metallic Vase from Target, $19.99

18 Too Cool For School Egg Cream Tightening Mask from Sephora, $6

19 Faux Shearling Pouch from Fab,$36

20 Marimekko Pencils from Amazon, $10.28

21 Agate Bottle Opener from Anthropologie, $16

22 Leather Passport Case from J.Crew Factory, $14.50

23 Chambray Shut-Eye Sleep Mask from Madewell, $12.50

24 Brain Dust from Moon Juice, $30

25 Faux Fur Pillow from Target, $13.99


26 Rosé All Day Bears from Sugarfina, $8.50