There’s a “Frozen” vs “Tangled” rap battle and it is both amazing and NSFW
Looking to liven up your weekend a little? Look no further, because we’ve found an absolutely must-see rap battle, perhaps the best verbal smackdown of 2016. Things get savage fast. Swearing is involved. So is some NSFW subject material. It appears that there’s no holds barred.
And it all involves…Disney princesses?
Yes, you read that right. The rap battle is part of a series written and produced by Whitney Avalon, who’s penned battles between beloved fictional characters like Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, and more.
This installment features Frozen‘s Anna and Kristoff and Tangled‘s Rapunzel and Flynn Rider all acting in a very un-Disney manner.
We’re not sure what their beef is, but boy are they mad. The princesses and their beaus spend a glorious 3.5 minutes ripping each others’ looks, love lives, and fairy tale backstories.
Rapunzel, for example, isn't afraid to get personal about family tragedies, informing Anna that "your odds are sinkin' faster than your parents on a cruise."
OUCH. But Anna is all too happy to respond in kind.
She's got an arsenal of hair-related insults at the ready, including the merciless quip "you need a lake of shampoo and a full body Brazilian."
Whitney Avalon herself, playing Anna, delivers some of the insults, while James Maslow plays Kristoff. Eliza Dushku and Tom Lenk, both of Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame, play Rapunzel and Kristoff. All four have killer costumes and choreography, as well as brutal but brilliant verse. This is an experience you just have to see for yourself … so please, we encourage you to enjoy the very very NSFW video below.
Hopefully we’ll see some more epic Disney smackdowns coming soon!