11 jokes anyone who has been on a terrible first date will find funny
Awkward/terrible/unbearable first dates are a right of passage. We all have at least one story to tell. (Unless you’re one of those insanely lucky people who meets their soul mate after one date and never has to swim into the murky waters of the dating pool… but we’ll just ignore your existence for now.)
Well, misery loves company, and the following tweets about horrible first dates will remind those of us on that prowl for a mate that we are not alone.
1. Take note: This is a universal faux-pas
She wouldn't get off her cell phone #worstfirstdates #badate pic.twitter.com/htzVkylxiP
— Badonlinedates.com (@badonlinedates) July 28, 2016
2. At least this date was memorable?
@FirstDateHell Set my hair on fire with a magic trick using the candle on the table in a Pizza Hut. My real hair. No extensions
— Nancy Wilson (@wilsoncreates) July 16, 2015
3. Your television taste says a lot about you
#badfirstdate When you're on a first date and you ask them their favorite sitcom, and they say "Dexter.' It won't improve from there.
— ((Like A Lost Fire)) (@LikeALostFire) July 2, 2016
4. Maybe the little brother is single?
https://twitter.com/udfredirect/status/759972663985115136
5. Location, location, location
Your #WorstFirstDate tweets did NOT disappoint! https://t.co/eeuOn0D9Et pic.twitter.com/v0rMEbgaKK
— The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) July 31, 2016
6. Ooof.
#WorstFirstDate I thought he was into fitness because he had on an ankle weight. He was actually on parole and it was an ankle monitor.
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) July 28, 2016
7. Is chivalry dead?
He had a $35 steak and several drinks. I had a $8 salad and water. He demanded I split the check 50/50. #WorstFirstDate
— K. (@kittykaresless) July 27, 2016
8. That’s one way to avoid a bad date
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9. Let’s agree to disagree. We think there’s definitely a lesson here.
It's 2am and I am sitting on the kitchen island half dressed reading tweets about bad first dates. There's no lesson here.
— Katie Findlay (@katedangerfield) August 1, 2016
10. Some people look at first dates more optimistically than the rest of us…
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11. Some bad dates have a happy ending!
When I was 13 or 14 my date was going to try to kiss me and fell backwards in the bushes. He's my husband now. #worstfirstdate
— Sarahjane (@sarahjane2885) July 27, 2016
