Jessica Wakeman
Updated June 23, 2016 8:15 am

1. You go to the site looking for a dress to wear to the wedding and end up with a new purse, a pair of sandals, and a tea infuser shaped like a manatee. (Whaaaat? It’s cute.)

2. That high-waisted bra-and-panties set you thought you could never pull off? You can totally pull it off.

3. You can never own too many polka dots . . .

4. . . . or florals.

5. Your closet has a least one dress with a Peter Pan collar.

6. Sloths go with everything . . .

7. And unicorns DO exist.

8. And really, if your mom had just kept everything she wore in the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s, your savings account would have a lot more money in it. For real.