We have known and loved Jared Leto for so many moons now. First and foremost he’s our forever crush for playing Jordan Catalano on My So-Called Life, then there’s our obsession with his band 30 Seconds to Mars, plus our awe over his Oscar winning turn in Dallas Buyer’s Club, and naturally his upcoming role as The Joker in Suicide Squad to look forward to. There are a lot of reasons to love the J-Man (can we call him that?), but let’s add something a little unexpected to Jared’s glowing resume: fanny pack salesman.
The last time I myself bought a fanny pack, I was about 8 years old and said fanny pack had Minnie Mouse all over it. But now, I’m slightly tempted to buy one of Jared’s. I mean, he’s hawking them shirtless in the desert. If that’s not a great marketing campaign, I don’t know what is.
The fanny pack currently retails for $32 at his online store, Jared Leto Merch (yes, Jared Leto has an online store called Jared Leto Merch). If you act ULTRA fast and really want to be a part of the #HipPackLife there’s a coupon code for $10 off.
While trolling around on Jared Leto Merch I discovered the fanny pack is really only the tip of the Leto Merch iceberg. The site is brimming with things I never knew I so desperately needed. I think we could ALL use his $45 “Holy Guacamole” shirt. The $34.99 “SOON” shirt is absolutely the best — bummer that there’s only one left because there’s no way we can all buy it and match.
There is also just a super simple swoon-worthy photo of Jared on a t-shirt, because why not? (Side note: there are a few styles to choose from because Jared knows what we want.)
Bonus points for the intriguing vegan leather clutch that is “inspired by Jared’s style.”
There is also the coziest looking plaid Sherpa throw, but it is sadly sold out.
Other items I suddenly need:
The Jared Leto with a mohawk, cutoff tee (for $40 smackaroos).
And this cross baseball tee featuring “Jared Leto’s cross” (didn’t know he had a cross . . .)
For anyone really looking for a bit of intrigue with your online shopping, you can purchase the “mystery madness” item. As its description says: “The box may include anything from new shirts, classic merch, stickers, or accessories! Don’t you want to know what’s in the box?! That’s for you to find out!!! Don’t miss out on all the mystery madness!!” That’s really how many exclamation points are in the description.
You never knew you wanted so much Jared Leto merchandise until right now, huh? And yes, gift cards are available for that special Jared Leto-loving someone in your life. Get moving.