Everything you need to survive a breakup, illustrated

Breakups are hard. You’re with a person for awhile, and then suddenly…you’re not. It hurts. Your chest cavity feels heavy. You want to say “how dare you” to any couple that dares hold hands in front of you. You can’t stop stalking your now ex — is that a human person they’re flirting with on Instagram Stories? You cry. A lot. Your PJs are your most-worn outfit. But girl, you got this. You’ll be okay, we promise. In the meantime, treat yourself to some breakup essentials.


Buy it all here.

Fries Before Guys sweatshirt, Etsy, $35.63

Yeah Bunny Don’t Cry For Him crew socks, Zumiez, $7.99

Purple yoga mat, Amazon, $14.94

L’Oreal Paris Voluminous Waterproof mascara, Target, $5

Nars Radiant Creamy Concealer, Sephora, $13

Meyer Lemon Candle, Williams Sonoma, $19.95

Pizza For President tote bag, Etsy, $8.37

Pizza Is My Boyfriend, Thug Life Shirts, $27.95

Feel Better Soon greeting card, Etsy, $2.22

You Are Gold Baby T-Shirt, Etsy, $19

Fuck It pencils, Etsy, $4.19+