This man is looking for a woman to make an eclipse baby with, and his requirements are something else

Well, the eclipse brings out strange things in everyone, but now a man is trying to make an eclipse baby. And the list of requirements this man has? They’re a little strange. Now, Craigslist is known for having weird requests. Around Father’s Day, there was a plea for someone to come stand in as their barbecue dad.

It also lends itself to honest salesmen. One Craigslist user was brutally honest about the car he was trying to sell. Because really, you go on Craigslist and kind of know that there may be some weird things you discover. This ad though? Well, it takes the cake.

After all, he is “100% pure and 100% lethal.”

So, if you’re looking for a man who seems to think facing his penis towards the sun will help you conceive, you have found the man of your dreams! You just have to go to Oregon to meet him.

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So, let’s look at this for a second. This man wants a woman who’s cool with sleeping with him while his penis is towards the sun, so your cosmic energy will somehow align with planets. You have to be “a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and smarts.” You have to have chemistry. And if that’s not enough, he also wants to make sure that you love cats. If not, but you’re cool with every other weird demand, does that mean the deal is off?

After reading all his demands, if you’re ready and willing, you can find his ad on Craigslist and get packing. You’ll have to go out to Oregon, but he still hasn’t decided where in Oregon. So, just be prepared to go to the state, face the sun, and create a new universe made out of love. Who knew this guy had that power? Pretty exciting.

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