Chrissy Teigen spent her Sunday feuding with John Legend about pizza rolls on Twitter, as you do

Chrissy Teigen knows food. The Cravings cookbook author is constantly showcasing her culinary skills in her Instagram Story, baking everything from bread to traditional Thai recipes. But because she’s just like us, sometimes, all she wants is a frozen pizza. Specifically, a Totino’s frozen pizza.
On Sunday, February 17th, Teigen took to Twitter to live-tweet her and husband John Legend’s pizza night. But due to a misunderstanding, acquiring her beloved pizza was easier said than done, and the couple’s excitement quickly turned into a Twitter fight. Classic.
It all began with an innocent confession: Teigen was craving Totino’s pizza.
I told john I wouldn’t tweet this but I lied here goes
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
I am having a totino’s craving. I don’t want a great pizza. I want a pizza from my childhood, with sliced fresh tomatoes on top
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Legend was excited, too.
He said “how many boxes do you want” and I said first of all loser it’s in a bag now
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
so we postmate some
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
While they waited for the pizza to arrive, they had a serious discussion about the proper frozen pizza cooking method.
For 30 minutes we have been discussing how to ensure crispness. I say it needs to be on the rack. He says no it has to go on a pan. The pizza is merely en route and I’m so madly excited about it that we are discussing how to handle its arrival
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Ever the culinary genius, Teigen elevates her Totino’s pizza by topping it with fresh sliced tomato.
pizza still 20 minutes out, he goes “do you want the tomato on top of it” and I was like no idiot under it yes it goes on top
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
we talk about my childhood a bit. How this pizza shaped my life no big deal
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
When the Totino’s arrived via Postmates, Legend was Oprah-level excited.
we get the notification. John yells “it is herrrrrre!!” Like Oprah
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
That’s when Teigen realized they’d been talking about two different things.
it’s pizza rolls. he has no idea totino’s makes pizza. but more importantly he thinks I am so stupid I would think tiny pizza rolls go directly onto the rack
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
and that I would want tiny slices of fresh tomato on a god damn singular pizza roll
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
She meant a whole pizza pie, while Legend thought she meant pizza rolls.
I am blown away he indulged this conversation, thinking I was talking about rolls. it’s like when michael Scott was like wow Oscar thinks so little of me when he accepted his horrid gift
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
u know when you start a story and you’re like this is gonna be great. but then it just doesn’t translate well
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Pretty soon, they were fighting. About Totino’s.
anyhow this is an actual fight now
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
PSA: Chrissy Teigen knows how to prepare both Totino’s pizza AND Totino’s pizza rolls. Don’t let anyone (ahem, John Legend) tell you otherwise.
“nah babe they should def be on a baking sheet” oh ya think??? I no know how to cook pizza rolls
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Legend swears he didn’t know that Totino’s made anything BUT pizza rolls.
he is now claiming he truly never know they made pizzas
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Exhibit A: Based on this series of events, it seems that Legend is the one who placed the Postmates order for the pizza rolls. Yet still called them “Totino’s Pizza.”
I love you, baby. Totinos Pizza is almost here
— John Legend (@johnlegend) February 18, 2019
Which, honestly, we can understand. When we think of Totino’s, we do think of pizza rolls first.
I had no idea Totinos made anything other than pizza rolls
— John Legend (@johnlegend) February 18, 2019
But Chrissy being Chrissy, she HAD to troll him.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
And in the end, it looks like Teigen got her Totino’s—pizza, not pizza rolls.
an update pic.twitter.com/v8JIADu1Zb
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 18, 2019
Lesson learned: Totino’s makes both pizza AND pizza rolls. Noted.