Chris Pratt hilariously shows us why it’s best to give acting lessons sober

At a shoot for GQ, Chris Pratt took one too many shots of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, and then proceeded to give acting lessons. While the results may not have been a master class, what they lacked in practical information they made up for by being THE FUNNIEST.

“I’m not sharp right now,” Pratt confesses before he begins. “I’m DULL. This is like performing brain surgery with the blunt end of a hammer.”

Nevertheless, he promised the crew he would do an acting lesson or two at the end of the shoot, and Pratt is a man of his word.

“In your first acting lesson, let’s say you’re at a Jamba Juice and you see a T-Rex, how do you act?” Pratt asks. “Easy. You say ‘Aw s–t. T-Rex.’ Do you see how I emoted?”

Pratt also instructed us how to “act” in other scenarios including what to do if you see a snake in the desert or forget your sweetheart’s birthday

Yes, this is basically just an ad for alcohol, but we’ll take Pratt cracking us up over beer and bikinis ANY day of the week.

All right, Professor Pratt, let’s see what you got!